it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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