just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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