I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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