Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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