I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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