Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize