I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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