his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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