That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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