Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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