how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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