Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
