White coat. Heels.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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