I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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