Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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