She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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