So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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