Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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