so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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