I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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