its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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