Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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