Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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