It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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