Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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