So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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