No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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Are we still banned from the library?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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