how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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