At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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