don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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