No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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