If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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