So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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