Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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