if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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