I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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