A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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