i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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