he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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