help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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