The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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