But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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