never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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