That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
you made out with another girl for some wings
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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