Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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