I saw his package. It spoke to me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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