she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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