Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
