Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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