I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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