North Korea, Best Korea!
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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