How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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